Alexis on Kobe Beef

"All those cows do is get massaged, drink beer and have orgasms. Lani (to his girlfriend), I just realized you're Kobe beef"

Alexis and IQ

"Im talking to our not so smart friend."
-While on the phone with his girlfriend referring to me, as Im sitting in front of him.

Alexis on My Potential Relationship

"You're just as sick as he is. It's just a different kind of sick."

Alexis on Downtown LA

"People who live in lofts think they discovered downtown. They think they're urban pioneers or something."